bash.org，收入了许多聊天室中的笑话，兹试译如下：

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

<Cthon98> 嘿，你在这里打你的密码，它就会显示成********
<Cthon98> ********* 看！!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> 我这里显示的不是*******啊
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> 我看到的是这个
<AzureDiamond> 啊，是么？
<Cthon98> 无错
<AzureDiamond> 有一个hunter2 在 hunter2的 hunter2
<AzureDiamond> 哈哈哈看起来很奇怪吧
<Cthon98> lol, 嗯. 你打hunter2的时候，我们看起来的就是*******
<AzureDiamond> 真奇妙，我还不知道irc有这个功能呢
<Cthon98> 是的，你不管打多少遍hunter2，我们这里看起来都是******
<AzureDiamond> 劲！
<AzureDiamond> 等等，你怎么知道我的密码的
<Cthon98> 啊，我复制你话里的*******，贴出来之后你那边显示的就是你的密码啊
<AzureDiamond> 哦

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

<anamexis> 哦也
<anamexis> 我刚开了一瓶可乐
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) 加入了聊天室
<anamexis> 全射出来了
<anamexis> 弄得满键盘都是
<anamexis> 不过我及时擦干净了
<-- Beefpile 退出了聊天室 (真tm恶心)
<anamexis> :<

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything

and let the problem solve itself?

<xterm> 美国的问题就在于蠢人。我并不是说国家要处置这些蠢人，而是我们为什么不撤下所有的安全标识，让这些‘问题’自己解决自己呢？

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> 哎？你怎么打的那个反着的b？
<BonyNoMore> ……等等
<BonyNoMore> 没事了

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

<Ben174> : 那些给我发加班费的要是知道90%的时间我都坐在这里一直用这里的带宽耍网游，会是什么感想呢？
<ChrisLMB> : 要是我手底下的人敢这么做，我就立刻开了他
<Ben174> : 你在哪工作？
<ChrisLMB> : 我是LowerMyBills.com的首席技术官
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) 退出了聊天室
注：Ben174的信箱里有他的工作单位以及真名

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

<T-Wolf> 靠，我女朋友丢下我和一个叫robert的傻x约会去了
<RdAwG20> 你在Hope mills住么？
<T-Wolf> 对，你怎知
<RdAwG20> lol, 我只是奇怪，她叫alisson?
<T-Wolf> 干

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn

into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10

seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

Rabidplaybunny87: OK，我的邻居公开讨厌我们了
GarbageStan23: 怎么？
Rabidplaybunny87: 嗯，我，david和andrew在后院儿生了一堆篝火，烤东西吃，然后突然听到尖叫，救火车冲着我们开过来了。
Rabidplaybunny87: 然后我们都跑去看出了什么事儿，发现我们邻居的房子着火了！
GarbageStan23: 我靠……
Rabidplaybunny87: 我们到那之后，那家的老婆在丈夫怀里哭，然后看见了我们。几秒钟之后她给了我们史上最难看的表情。
Rabidplaybunny87: 我们手里还拿着烤蘑菇串儿，看着那火……
Rabidplaybunny87: 还说着火候不好……

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

<NES> 哈哈哈
<NES> 我从Napster下东西
<NES> 然后我从他那里下歌的那哥们等我下完，就开始下同一个歌
<NES> 我问他“嘛呢，我刚从你这里下的啊”
<NES> “把我的歌拿回来，贱人。”

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

<jeebus> 今天“主教”来我们教堂了
<jeebus> 它绝逼是个骗子！
<jeebus> 从来不斜着走
注：bishop也是国际象棋中的象，只能斜着走

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes  Mrs.Miller.. :-/

<Jeedo> hey baby, 嘛呢?
<Indidge> 嗯……没啥
<Jeedo> 那么……要不我今天过来咱俩干一炮?
<Indidge> 等等……你是想和我女儿说话？
<Jeedo> 是的。。米勒夫人.. :-/

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

<kow`> 世界上只有10种人，懂二进制的，和不懂二进制的
<SpaceRain> 你那是只有2种
<SpaceRain> 白痴

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

<JonTG> 哥们，我的鸡鸡大到能在键盘上从A搁到Z
<JonTG> 等等，干

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

<LordChewy> 我爹找到我的毛片文件夹了
<LordChewy> 然后他怒了
<LordChewy> 说了一些类似“很惊讶吧？我不傻”的话
<LordChewy> “爹，我知道”
<LordChewy> “你还有什么要说的么”
<LordChewy> 然后我直视他的眼睛！ "C:\Documents and Settings\Ricky\My Documents\faxes\sent faxes"
<LordChewy> 然后他立刻收声了
<kingKahn> 那是乜
<LordChewy> 他的毛片文件夹

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

<Batty> rap其实缺了一个字母c
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap 你个笨蛋，c加错了
<zeep> 哦哦哦
<Batty> 你也可以说它却了一个字幕e
<zeep> erap是什么？
* Batty 使劲地用头撞墙

<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done

<by> 有什么方法能告诉世界我是个白痴么
<Seven7> 当然有，打你的名字，住址和想说的话就行
<by> 好
<by> 我是Mark Duval，来自Belgium, 我是个白痴
<by> ？
<by> 然后呢？
<Seven7> 别急，已经好了。

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

<Zanthis(ALE)> 离开下，龙卷风来了

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

<Raven> 我想用“鸡鸡”做hotmail的密码
<Raven> 它说不够长:(

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

< robT> 给我一个windows能做，苹果不能做的事情
< bawss> 右键单击。

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

<calin> 我学校有个人涂黑口红，很基……有一天我正好看见他买肛门栓
<ecoli> 呃
<ecoli> 等等，你“正好看见”?
<ecoli> 是那种，你俩正好在肛门栓店里排队时候的看见？
<Aero> 他不说话了
*** calin退出了聊天室 (No route to host)

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude

Mike3285: 他吗的什么是回文？
MaroonSand: 哦不，它不是。

（这是我最喜欢的一条！）
<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
注：jack off是“捋管子”的意思

废弃翻译：<Fashykekes> 音调的问题就好象“杰克叔叔让我给他一只驴”和“杰克叔叔让我给他一直捋”

新翻译：“杰克叔叔让我帮他上一匹马”和“杰克叔叔让我帮他上一匹马”

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

<@Chin^> 上个礼拜我姐姐看见我捋管子，骂我变态
<@Chin^> 第二天我走进屋子发现她也在自慰
<@Chin^> 她还骂我变态！
<@Chin^> 这个世界没有天理了。。